I'd mount and serve the bitch. I like the big fertile hairy cunt, the beautiful plump ripe belly, the wide hips, big fat ass and the thick thighs on the whore. Her belly would hold a vast amount of spunk... useful if she was passed around a room full of men.
I guess that banging her beats the hell out of doing yard work or fixing the screen door. Banging her would beat the hell out of doing a lot of things! Eating, sleeping...